News Flash: I’m Not Married at 25. Mark Regnerus Thinks I am WRONG.

April 26, 2009 at 9:32 am 6 comments

Mark Regnerus, do you really think I should be married now?  Eff you.

“So while many young Americans mark their days in the usual ways — by hitting the clubs, incessantly checking Facebook, Twittering their latest love interest and obsessing about their poor job prospects or how to get into graduate school — my applause goes out to those among them who’ve figured out that the proverb was right. One of those is Jennifer, a 23-year-old former student of mine. She’s getting married this fall. It wasn’t religion that made her do it. It wasn’t fear of being alone. It was simply affection. She met Jake while still in college and decided that there was no point in barhopping through her 20s. Her friends balked. She stood firm. Now they’re bridesmaids”

Oh wow, it’s SO HORRIBLE that I’m not married at 25.

Seinfeld finds out about his people coming through Ellis Island.

A signing bus driver is  leading the way toward my dream of strangers breaking out in dance and song randomly in public.

Obvi the counter protest at Whitman was far better than the protest itself.

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Entry filed under: Jewish, Maryland, Montgomery County, New York City, New York Times, Those Crazy Young People, Washington Post.

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6 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Andrea  |  April 26, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    Uh oh, are married people not supposed to Twitter?!

    Reply
  • 2. emgusk  |  April 26, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    Everything that man says is wrong, so Tweet away Andrea!

    Reply
  • 3. Lauren  |  April 28, 2009 at 10:45 am

    Coming from a small town + still dating (and now living with) my high school sweet heart = bombardment of “when are you two getting married?” questions. Uhhh… not for a long time. And I’m almost 23!

    I have friends from high school who have gotten married already and all of their photos look like prom with a church and a cake. *Shutter*. What’s the rush?

    Reply
  • 4. Jerome  |  April 28, 2009 at 11:06 am

    Speaking of breaking out in song and dance spontaneously, you must’ve seen this, right? It’s awesome

    Reply
  • 5. Alex NJ  |  April 28, 2009 at 10:12 pm

    To all the ladies,

    Sorry to hear your market value is in decline. I happen to disagree. Let me know if you want to borrow some of mine. It seems us men will have plenty to spare in the coming years.

    Reply
  • 6. emgusk  |  April 29, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    Lauren: “prom with a church and a cake” = best phrase ever. I laughed out loud when I read that one!
    Jerome: Yes, love it, had to watch it again.
    Alex NJ: Go get ’em!

    Reply

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