Weekend Plans

October 23, 2008 at 10:19 pm Leave a comment

I’m going to Maryland for the weekend so I can attend UMD’s homecoming, visit the library on campus, and hang out with the parental units and enough friends I can find in rainy parking lots.  In the meantime, here are some fun things you can do this weekend:

Friday night: $150,000 shopping spree!!!!!! (to ruin your image as an every-woman!)

Saturday: Buy one of John McCain’s houses at auction (It’s legit, my dad got a mailer about it…because you know everything you got a mailer about is legit…)

Saturday night: Decide who to vote for with David Sedaris helping you decide:

“To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. ‘Can I interest you in the chicken?’ she asks. ‘Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?’

To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.

I mean, really, what’s to be confused about?”

Sunday: Read what Larry David has to say about the election, too.

Good weekend.

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Entry filed under: 2008 Presidential Election, Politics, Shopping, Washington Post.

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